01:57 pm | Jesus is okay, I guess. I mean, turning water to wine and coming back from the dead are pretty neat tricks, but you know what would be totally rad? If Jesus was a ninja! If Jesus combined his love and compassion for all mankind with the ability to hurl a…
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02:29 am | IOWA ~ Yet another claim of inappropriate sexual behavior was levied against GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain on Monday. Reality star Kim Karadashian told reporters that the former head of the National Restaurant Association unexpectedly put his hand on her leg after a public appearance earlier this year. “He kept…
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04:29 am | AUSTIN ~ According to a new Time Magazine health report, bacon – lovely, salty, smoky, delicious bacon – contains an ingredient that is most commonly found in pigs. Tests demonstrate that virtually 100% of commercially produced bacon contains pork, a substance frequently used in the manufacture and processing of pigs.…
Nov 4 2011 / No Comment / Read More »
06:56 pm | AUSTIN ~ A local Austin man on Monday uttered the dumbest thing that has ever been said by anybody, anywhere. According to reports, an area sandwich artist shattered the previous dumb utterance world record and ended an era of two decades dominated by Texas Governor Rick Perry. As a matter…
Oct 17 2011 / No Comment / Read More »Monday Fired by Planet Earth; Tuesday Named Interim First Day
06:38 pm | Monday gets fired for poor performance. …
Jan 3 2011 / No Comment / Read More »How to Break Up With Your Job
01:16 pm | Dear My Job, I don’t know quite how to tell you this, but things are just not working out…
Dec 16 2010 / No Comment / Read More »WikiLeaks: Human Resources Profession is a Giant Hoax
12:48 pm | December 1, 2010. (Funblog WikiWire). New documents posted on WikiLeaks confirm what most of the world has long suspected –…
Dec 1 2010 / No Comment / Read More »Monsanto Unveils New Smart-Cow
02:45 am | St. Louis, Missouri – Monsanto Corporation continued its domination of the techno-livestock market on Wednesday when it unveiled the world’s…
Aug 17 2011 / No Comment / Read More »The Pros and Cons of Bufuing Your Secretary
08:00 pm | It’s Friday afternoon in the office. You’re scratching off the last few items on your to-do list, and looking forward…
May 26 2011 / 1 Comment / Read More »The Past Sucked
09:25 pm | It’s time we come to grips with an unpleasant truth. The past was stupid. It totally sucked. I’m not talking…
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